It's been a while

It seems that school work finally caught up with me, and I haven't written on this in a long time. Just some points that I plan on hitting:
-the cute girls are taken
-bailout money
-dailymotion.com

First, I have noticed that, at least around my college, all the cute girls are taken. Seriously. When I start talking to (who I think is) a single girl, it turns out that she has a boyfriend in another college, or just has one (usually found by facebook). What does this leave swingers like me with? Pole-dancers (not terrible), the mediocre girls, the cheerleader-effect girls, the DFFs (designated fat friends), or the ones with the craziest idiosyncrasies that can make a man's pride (wink) explode. This pisses me off so damned much, especially since love is some manufactured social construct that we are all taught to believe in. All other species of animal chooses a mate based on its looks, or odor, or elongated tongues, but we choose to fabricate some illusion that the necessity to procreate is deeper than the substantiation of the human race. In reality, sex is just a great way to relieve stress or anger, engage in some quirky fantasies, or embark on a new journey. What we perceive as feelings after sex is really just the ownership theory, which is synonymous to a dog peeing on a tree: we have claimed our territory, we own it, and nothing can take it away (not to mention that we have loads of fun with it). The world needs more promiscuity, damn it, and promiscuity it will have.
Anyway, aside from sex, this world, to a point, is screwed up. Our capitalistic complex has driven our global economy into the crapper, with each banker and CEO respectively wiping his ass on our credibility. Lately, AIG has used the bailout money to hand out bonuses to its employees. Really? Bonuses? Come on. The American taxpayers own more (or about) 80% of AIG, and you're going to waste our money like that? We want you to buy our bad mortgages, or do something productive, not ensure that Joe Schmo can take his family to Bora Bora instead of Hawaii for vacation. It seems like bank nationalization may be the best option for the forseeable future, since it seems like bailout money is rarely used for what it should be. Of course, you'll hear the conservative nuts (cough* Limbaugh *cough) yell and scream "SOCIALISM! ARRR!" and give you a face like he just soiled himself. I guess his belief comes from some skewered version of Jeffersonian politics, where government plays a minimal role in country affairs. However, it seems that a LACK of a government role has led to this maelstrom, so why should we listen to pompous, self-aggrandizing dicks like Limbaugh who just want to perpetuate the policy of the last 30 or so years?
And lastly on my agenda, Dailymotion.com. I must say, it is the best video site on the internet. Yes, it is even better than Youtube. They aren't hindered by copyright protections like Youtube, and they have porn. PORN. Yes. I am serious. Go there now and sign up. That's all for now.

Ted