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Hey everyone,
My name is Ted Mozby. I'm a college student, working hard and working long. Politics and women are my passion. When I'm not doing politics, I'm doing women. Yes, I know, I'm awesome. I'm here to tell you the tantalizing stories of my various adventures in awesomeness, the finer points of licentiousness and perhaps some politics in between. I'll try to tell of my awesome adventures in between homework assignments, though most of my time is spent idly wandering around my dorm, talking to people and being social.

Now, onto politics. I am a die-hard Naderite. I believe that if he were to ever be elected, the United States would become one of the most peaceful countries in the world, considering the United States has been involved in armed conflicts just about every year since World War II. He would probably end this un-capitalistic hegemonic economic system that the United States has adopted, effectively ensuring real capitalism, which banks on competition between small businesses.

This country has not been a Democracy for a long time; in a Democracy, the citizens hold the power to regulate government and government activity. Instead, we have a Republic, utilizing virtual representation so the opinions of many go unnoticed. Also, independent agencies such as the CIA and NSA act independently of the Executive Branch and without and regulation from the Senate or the House, often undermining the "American values" we often hold so dear. This is my take for now. Enjoy.